This Or That Part I

Rules:
Promise must answer each question, AND EXPLAIN WHY!
Then Promise must write a "This or That" post for me.  :)

1.  Would you rather have a super ugly hair color, or dyed hair with all of the chemicals?
And what color?!
ATTENTION!!!  No hair color is ugly! But I wouldn't mind having dyed hair.
2. Would you rather be invisible or able to read minds?
Invisibility...."Promise, would you like to demonstrate how to do a triple back flip? WHAT?! WHERE IS SHE?!" Hehehe...
3. Would you rather have amazing superpowers or a never-ending Christmas?
Um, superpowers! I like helping people.
4. Would you rather have your hand stuck in a jar or your head stuck in a bucket?!
Head stuck in a bucket. That way you wouldn't know it was ME with my head stuck in s bucket...
5. Would you rather eat thirty pounds of cheese or a bucketfull of peanut butter (in one sitting, without water!)?
CHEESE. I hate peanut butter.
6. Would you rather sweat moderately 24 hours a day or have a metal pin in your jaw that picks up talk radio stations?
I already sweat moderately 24 hours a day...
7. Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of  DIRTY dishwater?
Soap. At least it would be clean...
8.  Would you rather get even or get over it?
Get over it. I don't like disliking people.
9.  Would you rather be deaf or blind?
OH GRACE?!!??!! HOW DO I ANSWER THAT?!?!!?? No. I will not. I suppose blind. I don't think I could live without music.
15.  Last one...this one was invented on a twelve-hour car ride to Ohio from Missouri, in 2011.
Would you rather marry a handsome, shady-looking deacon, or an ugly, Godly elder?

It's the inside of a person that counts.