Christian Girl Problems -- Grace

Here are some common Christian girl problems I was thinking of today...

1.  Only having two sides when you're sitting in a pew.
Everyone  wants to sit beside you.....we're having potluck afterwards okay?!

2.  When the potluck line is long and you can't hear them saying the prayer.

Are they done yet?  Oh, I see someone's hand holding the two fingers....wait....ARE they done?  Oh, the line's moving....

3.  When your BFF goes to another church.
Do you want to sing for church?  Oh, right....

4. Wanting to testify or pray, but not wanting to draw attention to yourself.
Well, I want to share that testimony from our car wreck, but what if he sees me?!?!
What if she thinks my prayer is too long?

(Don't worry.  Just do it!!!!!)

5. Having to get out in a snowstorm to go to church.
Sunday night.

6. When your choir's singing and you have a cold.
All.  Winter.  Long.

7. You decide to not use the hymnal because you have both words and harmonies memorized....
Or so you thought.
Yeah......................Plan B!  Plan B!!!!

8. Mascara/eyeliner smudges after a REALLY great worship service.
God's just so good, isn't He?

9.  Trying to figure out what you can do with your life that is in His will for you.
"..........Are You sure You want me to do that, Lord????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(And God says to me frequently, "Shut up and watch, Grace!!!!!!!")

10.  Not being able to physically give God a hug when He's been so good to you.
"Can You just materialize for five seconds?!"