Top Five Puns -- Grace

...I like puns.  And if you're not fond of puns, you might as well skip this post.  

But if you DO like puns, well then, feel free to laugh with me...These are my top ten favorite puns.  Either they were made up by friends of mine, myself, or I saw them somewhere on the Internet or even heard them on my favorite show, VeggieTales (yes, I'm five years old at heart). ;)

5.  So last night I was at a Valentine's Dinner with some friends.  We were going to be doing the entertainment for the dinner -- singing hymns about Christ's pure love for us.  It was nice.  Before we did the entertainment, we all ate our dinner.  Aaaaannndddd...I ate cheesecake.  Aaaaanddddd, I'm lactose intolerant.  

So I was standing by my friend after eating cheesecake and my stomach started cramping.  And I said to my friend, "Oh, so and so, I ate cheesecake and I'm lactose intolerant."  She smiled -- always one to have a positive view on things -- and said,

"What a way to go!"  

4.  Yesterday, I saw this picture of a raincoat made out of none other than my favorite thing...bubble wrap!  I was joking that I'd wear it to Church when someone said, "Hahaha!  It would pop when you sat down and people would be hugging you just to pop it.  I'd have to leave from inappropriate laughter!" My reply?

"I can see my parents and me on the way home. 'How was your day, honey?'  'Great, Mom, but I'm popped.'"

3. What do you call a really great farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

2.  What do you call a traveling monk?

A Roamin' Catholic!

1. What did the bass clef say when he moved up in the world?

"Oh great; I'm in treble now!!"