15 Glasses Problems -- Grace

Okay, I've been posting a lot of serious stuff lately.  I figured now was the perfect time for some comedy... :D

So, here we go!  15 problems only glasses-wearers understand...

15. Swimming is a nightmare.
Wait, I have to take my glasses off?!  But I'll miss EVERYTHING!!!!!!
(Frankly, I just don't swim anymore).

14.  Sunglasses.
I have never had a pair of sunglasses.
I WILL GET PRESCRIPTION SUNGLASSES.  (And it will cost me my life's savings.....)

13.  You just don't lie on your side while wearing glasses.  You just don't.

12. When it's cold outside, and you walk into a warm room.
"What?!  Everything's white!!" Meanwhile, your family is laughing at you because it looks hilarious.

11.  Not to mention opening the dishwasher.

10.  Or the oven.
"Wait, are my cookies done?  All I see is white..."

9.  And forget about drinking hot chocolate....

8.  People asking if they can try on my glasses.
HELLO.  THESE ARE MY EYES.  I AM LEGALLY BLIND WITHOUT THEM.

7.  When you lose weight and your glasses constantly slide off your face.
Me right now.......

6.  You get OCD about cleaning them.
"A FINGERPRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

5.  Don't get me started about raindrops......WORST NIGHTMARE EVER.

4. 3D movies.  "Um, do these weird red and blue things they pretend are glasses fit over my REAL glasses?"

3.  When you didn't know how to choose glasses as a 12-year-old and you hate all pictures until you were 14 because...those glasses...EWWWW!!!!!

2. When you've passed your yearly anniversary and you can feel your prescription getting weaker.
What...is....that thing?  A SPIDER? ...a cricket??  Oh.  It's a crumb.

1. WHEN YOU'VE LOST YOUR GLASSES AND YOU CAN'T FIND THEM BECAUSE YOU NEED YOUR GLASSES TO SEE.
How many hours have I spent crawling on my hands and knees, praying I don't crush them underfoot???

~ Grace