Monday, January 11, 2016

Long Hair Promblems ~Promise

Hello everyone! I'm back on the blog. Today I thought I might post a list of problems that long haired people encounter. Hope you enjoy!

1. Screaming when you see what looks like a spider, but really it's just wadded up hair.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure every one's done this before. The only good news is that I can break the fastest runner's record if you place a spider behind me. My sibling once thought I had a spider on my back, and I woke up the whole house by screaming and running to my parent's room. At 5am. Thanks, faux spider...

2. Imagine! A beautiful long haired lass walking outside on a breezy day while wearing a lovely shade of lipgloss. Yeah, right. Inevitably the wind will blow your hair into your face, and your hair will become affixed to the sticky gloss. Not. Fun.

3. Washing your hair. If it's relatively long and thick like mine, it takes forever and you use all the hot water, leaving the rest of your family cold and grumpy.

4. When your hair gets oily the day after you wash it. I washed you yesterday! Be happy and voluminous for Mama! Pleeeeease?

5. You have to pick hair out of the drain after you take a shower because of picky siblings. Ewww.

6. Pre-camp lice checks take FOREVER and they mess up your hair, which takes forever to style, because it's so LONG.

7. Blowdrying your hair. I hate doing this because, again, it take forever. We need to leave at 6:00? Guess I'll start drying it at 3:00... :(

8. When you spill salsa in your freshly washed hair.

9. Bubble gum is evil, and must be avoided at all costs...

10. When your hair is that awkward length where you can't quite put it into a bun, so you constantly wear ponytails and you're sick of ponytails.

11. Curling your hair. We timed how long it took to curl my hair one time. 2 hours. Not cool.

12. Trying to drink from a water fountain, but you have to hold down the button to get water, and pull your hair out of the way. This is why God created friends. "Grace, hold my hair, I need a drink..." ;)

13. Looking at cute shorter hairstyles. So conflicting...

14. Leaving for an outdoor event, then realizing that you forgot a ponytail holder. And it's 80 degrees outside. Long hair is heavy and CONDUCTS HEAT, y'all.

15. Hugging a friend and getting your hair on them. "Hi Grace! Oops, let me pick off all this hair I got on you..."

Yes, long hair is a blessing and a curse, but I'm rather "Attached" to mine. :) Have a lovely day! God bless! ~Promise

3 comments:

  1. I laughed at every single one of these and thought, "Yeah...no."

    #shorthairdontcare

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  2. Must be nice...Still not cutting my hair though.

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  3. Don't. I'm growing mine out...I think...

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